Giant penguin washes up on Dampier Island

What the... ?

So Cracker Jack Paddle Sports owner Jaclyn Nicholl was out doing her thing on the islands of the Dampier Archipelago last weekend, teaching kids how to suck the guts out of life, when her crew stumbled upon the last thing you would ever expect to find off the Pilbara coast.

Yes, we are talking about a giant mechanical penguin.

We will let the picture do the talking.

Of course, being litter, it has been removed and taken to the tip.

How they managed to escort it back to the mainland on stand up paddle boards is another question entirely